Christmas Letter 2010
One year, I’m gonna actually get these things out by Dec 15th. No, really. Quit laughing. Finally getting this year’s (last year’s?) cards in the mail with the annual quiz. The quiz is shorter because my family is boring and we don’t have much real news to share. But here you go– (identifying items removed, as usual.)
Dolan Christmas New Year Easter Quiz – Version 2010
This quiz will count as 53% of your final grade in Dolanology. Please use a
#2 pencil and fill in your answers completely.
1. Last summer the Dolans
a. took our Bedbug Circus on the road to New York City!
b. spent a lot of time on our vuvuzela lessons.
c. moved to West Texas. Yee-haw!
2. SugarDaddy’s new job
a. requires him to ask for squatters’ advice from Randy Quaid.
b. does not involve performing TSA patdowns on perfect strangers. (That’s just his hobby.)
c. is [military legal job.]
3. Last fall, Dolanmama
a. finally learned the difference between a schlemiel and a schlimazel.
b. figured out that if she put “Happy New Year” on the Christmas cards, she’d buy herself another week to mail them. Score! (Sigh. Still late.)
c. went back to school and plans to apply for a BSN nursing program this spring.
4. The big kids
a. saw a full-on double rainbow all the way across the sky! So intense! <delirious sobbing> What does this mean??
b. still don’t understand exactly what it is that the Kardashians *do*.
c. are all playing tennis and really liking high school.
5. This year, BabyGirl
a. is a guidette. Pass the bronzer.
b. will celebrate the new year with an oral reading of the Constitution.
c. started preschool two days a week and loves it.
6. The Dolan family wishes
a. Kate and William much luck in planning a wedding on such a tight budget.
b. Bieber would just cut the hair already.
c. you all a very merry Christmas and a most wonderful New Year!
